Things you don't care to know, but can't help reading!! :)
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This is pretty much devoted to totally useless information and basic thoughts on life in general. Please enjoy, but use your information wisely so it will not fall into enemy hands. DO NOT enter the red door at the bottom. It is pure evil, put there to mess with your mind. It leads no where! Never trust a cyber door. They are up to no good. Damn the man, the man always brings us down!!














Des Moines has the highest per capita Jello consumption in the US.
Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 states.
Every 2000 frowns create 1 wrinkle.
Studies have shown that if you take the sweat from a man's armpit and smear it on a woman's upper lip it will change her menstral cycle. (Just think--some MORON actually thought of this and actually did it! All thoughts on this, please email to me at the addy below.)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, 6 days you will have created enough energy to heat one cup of coffee.
That is all for now, we are brain dead from all the mental exertion as it is, what more do you want from us?














Totally Useless Information
Deep thoughts and Quotes. "Everyone has a right to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege." ~Anonymous~
"Please try not to be such a weiner-head." ~Dave Barry~
"Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one." Old Irish Expression
"I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest." ~Steven Pearl~
"When you go to the mind reader do you get half price?"~David Letterman~
"Dogs believe that they are humans. Cats believe that they are God." ~Anonymous

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